cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: hatponytail)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli)

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash